Laban! Laban!
Exhibit A: Distorted leg and foot of a non-player
The Jets clobbered the Bengals at the new Meadowlands Stadium Thursday night. My dad wanted so badly to see a Jets game so there we went. It was exhilarating watching all those crazed, maniacal fans drinking beer and having a party even before the game started.
Me: May I have a regular Budweiser, please?
Smart lady selling beer: Can I see your ID?
Me: What? I'm 31. (Pause. It dawned on me that she just gave me a compliment. Julia Roberts smile, eyes beaming.) Can my mom buy it for me?
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