Laban!  Laban!   
 Exhibit A:  Distorted leg and foot of a non-player
The Jets clobbered the Bengals at the new Meadowlands Stadium Thursday night.  My dad wanted so badly to see a Jets game so there we went.  It was exhilarating watching all those crazed, maniacal fans drinking beer and having a party even before the game started.
Me:  May I have a regular Budweiser, please? 
Smart lady selling beer:  Can I see your ID?
Me:  What?  I'm 31.  (Pause.  It dawned on me that she just gave me a compliment.  Julia Roberts smile, eyes beaming.)  Can my mom buy it for me?



 






